WRONG WRONG WRONG!

NEVER have I EVER seen such a group of misguided posters! 95% of you wouldn't know a REAL Tim Horton's from a Speedy Muffler Shop!

First...Every Canajian knows that all real Tim Horton's shops are within 10 minute walking distance from an NHL arena. Or, IN THE ARENA!!!! Keep your stick on the ice for crying out loud...

2/ When you enter and check out the room there should be MINIMUM one person wearing a NHL Jersey.

3/Ireland????Muah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!(p.s. Happy St. Patrick's Day)

4/LISTEN....The language spoken should be French or Franglaise, Canajian, or dialects from countries whose name you can't pronounce.

5/ The room should be filled with a 70% student population.

6/ Lard? Who the fnerk CARES about LARD? YOU WILL BURN THAT OFF IN 3 MINUTES after you GET ON THE ICE!!!! You FAT bas$%#&!

7/Tim Hornies in America? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Air - different, Water - different - Milk - different, NEED I GO ON?

8/ROLL UP THE RIM!

9/ Pigeons should EASILY be seen around the building, like Semis at a Truck Stop...

10/ If somehow you say the words, "What's the score?" At LEAST 4 people should tell you...AT THE SAME TIME!

11/ Then, there's the coffee, you just wouldn't understand...

GET REAL!

bob( in another vain attempt at humor...It's a Mudcat thing...:>)
CANADA, eh....(if you don't know what eh means, you are either an American, or from the U.K.)