"We have Tim Hortons (real Canadians call it Timmies) in Michigan. Come on over!"

Nope.... Tim's. Dead Tim's. Jeezus at da Horton's eh.

And, yes, we got donuts (used to be doughnuts) trucked in friggin froze all the Jeezly way from Tronna! Drive a donut a t'ousand miles and it ain't a donut! Know what I mean, eh? Haven't touched a bit in years me.

And Bob, I always thought the reason there were so many friggin pigeons was on accounta Tim's had em on the payroll collecting the old wooden stir sticks fer ta grind up and make more coffee. Of course, I am no judge of coffee on accounta I likes me tea see?

Which is where I really get pissed at Tim's. What the frig was they thinking when they started them commercials about their tea bein steeped? ALL tea is steeped. That's how ya makes er buddy! Ya steeps er. An insult in my opinion... they can steep it up their Driv Thru.

Driv Thru.... maybe at Tim's but the addicts blocking the streets make me wanna Driv Over the bastards.