Pissed as three pricks at a piss stone (US Piss stone = urinal)
Pissed as a parrot
Pissed as a one-wheeled handcart
Elephants (elephants = elephant's trunk = drunk)
Wasted
Wellied
Bitched, Bolloxed and Bewildered.
Motto (Romani)
Mullered
Stopped a few going bad, he's
Lordly
Taking both sides of the street
arse'oled