Additional information has just come to light revealing the possibility of the often discussed and mysterious EIGHTH SEAL and the Armageddon it brings. Where the other seals were announced by things like the 4 Horseman or blaring trumpets, the EIGHTH SEAL opening was accompanied by something different and yet even more frightening and alarming which I can bare witness to on a personal level.
Yesterday as I returned from our local "Shoot & Scoot," I saw the sign of this great Armageddon approaching......the sign that the seal had in fact been opened................A neighbor down the street seems to be in the process of restoring a Yugo and I came home and began to prepare myself as the end of the world is close at hand.
Well, its either that or this guy is a complete fuckin' moron................