But I'm not "about 50" -- I just turned 64. And I'm quite happily married.

Let's see:

We've been to Ireland twice in the last 8 months -- the last was her 10th trip over...

I've been in ever state except Hawaii, Oklahoma, and Arkansas and NB, NS, AB, BC, ON, QB and another Province I'm forgetting.

I've been violently seasick.

I've flown in small planes, including float planes.

I've voluntarily jumped (with a parachute) out of a perfectly good plane while it was in flight.

I know!

Dig my own grave!

Nobody will believe me when I tell them what I'm doing, and that will go remarkably well with everything else about me.