Fly the scarlet banner!
Decorate the manor!
Raparee the Bookman just
Came home with a new scanner.

After all this planning,
And some tough unmanning
Finally he gets to put
His mind on doing scanning!!

Will it all be vanity?
Forward his insanity?
To what curious uses will
Rapaire apply his scan-ity?

Maybe he can even use it
To help all humanity!! O)hhh!

(Repeat ad infinitum)