Yes, Gnu, I'm talking about moron jokes disguised as Newfie jokes, Po-lock jokes, blonde jokes, etc.

You cannot beat the eastern provinces for unusual variants of the ancient ballads - and for uproarious modern humour.

And I still don't understand why people pay tons of money to watch grown ups beat each other senseless on skates. I'm sure the speed and skill part of the sport would be fascinating If I could keep up with it, but my brain moves at the speed of baseball.