But wait there's more:

But Daniel did not die
He made his way to Babylon
Where he was arrested for painting arseholes on the palace walls
He was taken before the king
(something I don't remember)
The king cried "shit"
And 40 000 arseholes heaved in strain
The king cried "stop"
And 40 000 prime turds were nipped in the bud

That's it as far as I can remember. It was a long time ago and far far away ...