"Two more venues for the touring professional."

I'm afraid not. I would have to find an additional £300 on top of the fee to cover the air fares (there are no ferries and it's too far to swim), so it can only be visiting chums on holiday and locals, which sadly rules both out of the circuit.

I know you think I have no right to comment because I don't run a club, but I think everyone else knows that already so perhaps you can stop saying it now. And anyway sarcasm seldom works on web forums. Cheers Tom