[NB Prolly should be below the line, podners]
'Catters may wonder why I haven't been at the Tavern recently. Well after the mix-up with the jello deliveries- you may remember I was also emptying bedpans at the NYCFTTS at the time- well, what with the sick leave and the litigation and the restraining order and all, I've had to be an inmate not an intern,here, but it'll be nice to see some new patients now I'm out of quarantine. Apparently they had to burn my washboard because of contamination (so they said).

RtS
Patient #101
Ex-bedpan disposal operative and jello delivery person.