i just been to shop for some meat pies and guinneess and that, i got back and me hamster is gone, all my other valubles is still here, like me telly and video and that, so he's obviously been kidnapped.

I ring police and they not even bothered, they say ="is not an emergency", course is bloddy emergency, he could be anywere now!, and saying unless i prove he been kidnapped they not going to do nowt.

Police are rubbish nowadays, probly to busy catching murderers or burglers or drinking cups of tea.

I ring BBC as well to see if i could make a media apeal, they saying ="no, we don;t do that for hamsters", bbc are shit nowadays.

I asked them nextdoor people, if hey seen anything suspisious, but they said they dont know nowt about it.
them other nextdoor peole wasnt in, so i put a note through their door, i will go and see them wehn they get in.

If any body here knows anything please let me know straight away, (or contact the police), he is light brown, and 2 inches tall and he's called Simon.