Don't do that, jOhn! You will be inundated with spurious hamsters!

And you 'funny' people, jOhn is hurting.


Our cat kidnapped a neighbour's canary, once. Tore a bamboo cage apart and walked out with it. The cat was white, and as they often are, deaf.
Not as deaf as the two children watching television in the same room, I thought. Or do I mean preoccupied?
jOhn, pussycats have never been known to steal televisions, IPods, or Gameboys. Hamsters, mice, small birds, yes.
(Piss on televisions, yes, but not steal them.)