The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #120016   Message #2607969
Posted By: SINSULL
09-Apr-09 - 08:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped
I think it is much worse than that, Mortie. Rumor has it that Simon was "playing in another frog's pond" so to speak. Mr. and Mrs. Mouse are now in counseling with some legal papers having been exchanged. Grey mice rearely give birth to golden babies so, or so I have heard, there is DNA testing being done. Simon just doesn't want a commitment and certainly is in no position to support eight babies. This is going to get ugly.
Meantime, I have it on good authority that he is under the fridge and sending phony ransom notes to cover his tiny little furry butt.