As Usual
(from the LP "Billy Connolly - Raw Meat for the Balcony!")

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AS USUAL
(Billy Connolly)

I woke up with an achin' head as usual
I can't remember goin' to bed as usual
My stomach's feelin' very queer
I've got a thunder storm in my left ear
It must have been McEwen's beer as usual

Oh we sucked the drink up like a hoover as usual
The cheap wine and the paint remover as usual
And somewhere deep inside my brain
I seem to hear a diesel train
And I promise not to drink again as usual

I woke up in a public park as usual
I must have crawled there after dark as usual
Oh I'd better see how much I've got
Oh Jesus Christ I've spent the lot
I must have been a drunken sot as usual


Jewel Music Pub Co Ltd


Source: http://web.archive.org/web/20070613005405/http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.lewis/billy/

I think this is a parody, too - but I can't locate the original song.
-Joe-