The Medical Dictionary

Artery: Study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Caesarean Section; neighbourhood in Rome.
Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I. Series: An Army ball game.
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Post Operative: Mail employee
Rectum: Dang nearly killed him.
Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Caesarean Section.
Tumour: a total of three
Urine: Opposite to you are out.
Vein: Conceited.

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