All of you need to get busy and clear as many beds as possible. We have a serious trauma situation and I think we may have a huge influx soon. There are a surprising number of Terminally Screwed and just completely fucked people over on the "Susan Boyle" thread. They run the gamut from Brits to Americans, Newbies to Moderators. We're probably going to need extra help as these folks are FUBAR and wholly full of shit!
The Insanevac chopper has been sent along with others borrowed from some Lifeflight Groups. And somebody get more Nose Flutes and FLeet Enemas!!!