But Bruce...(sighs..and batting my eyes)..Obama is so charming. Who cares about reality??..(gasps an gasp of adoration).....Just listen to his 'cool' when he talks!....and he's so cute, too......(rocks from side to side, on the outer sides of my shoes)....Don't you just love him??..the way I do??...(fans side of face, with other hand)..I think I'm so in love with him,...I'm about to pass out. Wake me when it's over. I'll go along with whatever he says!....(Collapses,...in heat)