"So take all that weird shit to a site where they talk about it like http://weirdfuckinshit.com"

Spaw, you're a terrible tease, a whetter and dasher of unnatural appetites and quite possibly a jadrool. There I was, ready and willing to take your seemingly excellent advice (goddammit, it sounded like my kind of forum!) when I discovered to my dismay it was all faked.

Bah.