Oh dear.

A disturbing thought has occurred to me. Bill occasionally goes off on a sort of tear where he frequents strange places where most people at his income level wouldn't go and he has "encounters" with the "entertainers" who are found in those places.

He says he does this in order to hone his acting skills.

What I am wondering is...could that chimp in Rapaire's photo be the bastard love child of William Shatner and...



and...


Chinga!???

That could explain both the gigantic coconuts AND the complete lack of concern for ordinary public decency or modesty.