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Thread #120274   Message #2614161
Posted By: Bob the Postman
18-Apr-09 - 09:06 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Ramps (wild leeks)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Ramps (wild leeks)
Ramps figure in an anecdote in Vance Randolph's book "Pissing In The Snow & Other Ozark Folktales". A foully flatulent man consults his doctor, producing a sample which empties the waiting room. The doctor advises a diet of foods such as ramps and gorgonzola.

"Will that cure my farts, Doc?"

"No, but at least it'll help mask that terrible smell."