Guest, 07:26am -

It wasn't the parody of Side By Side, was it?

We got maried last Friday
The vicar said it was my day
The guests all went home
And left us alone,
Side by side.

We got ready for bed, then
But I nearly dropped dead when
Her teeth and her hair
She laid on the chair
Side by side

One glass eye so small
She put on a chair by the wall
An arm .. a leg
She put on the chair by the bed

I was really downhearted
Most of the wife had departed
So I slept on the chair
There was more of her there
Side by side