When I used to do it, I usually started out with a phrase or two and a bit of a melody that seemed to float out of the ether (or more often was later found to be subconsciously nicked and therefore was usually jettisoned by the time the song was finished). What came next depended on whether I had my tune head on, my words head on or more usually my brain-grinding-to-a-halt head on. Great fun, but the end results were often a bit bobbins.

Unlike Peace who definitely is a songwriter. It's some of the other things he isn't...

Anyway, why are we talking about song writing on a show tunes and talent show website?