Sorry, S#AW, that slipped out. (Uh, allow me to rephrase that.)

Anyway, here's a pic of a useful device for when ya hit the age of say uh 61.
This device is useful if you are NOT 100% sure it's a fart on the way. That's right, folks. Inexpensive bicycle clips for one's pant leg(s). No longer be the brunt of bad jokes and unfortunate surprises. Give new meaning to the term 'shake a leg'.