Little Hawk,

Enough of the inflammatory (heh)language! You are nothing but a shill for the N.L.A. (or, even worse, the C.L.A., its brother to the north). We at Citizens for Lighter Control would never even dream of a blanket ban on lighters. We just want sensible lighter control and that's all we want. That and instant background checks for lighter purchases and that's all we want. That and lighter registration and making flints traceable by law enforcement and that's ALL we want! That and banning lighters that are too cheap and banning lighters that are too big and banning lighters that re-light too quickly and that's ALL WE want!! That and banning lighters in public buildings and limiting concealed carry permits for lighters and requiring that flints and lighters be stored separately and banning disposable lighters in D.C. and that's ALL WE WANT!!! No slippery slope there, you extremist lighter nut!

Your friend,

Kent