Ok... I give up... I'll toss out all my lighters...and even matches. (Not that I use them 3-4 times a year, anyway)

I will go buy Smith & Wesson .38....

Then, when I want to start the BBQ grill, I'll go thru the neighborhood till I find someone who smokes, stick my gun under their nose, and force them to come light my charcoal.




makes as much sense as some of the ideas I hear...


Oh, and I think you need to specify that it is *Canadian* people that you are so much smarter than. Being smarter than Americans is no challenge....well, except for....ahem...