there is somewhere in the book of judges a tale about a king of Canaan being assassinated in the privy, I believe he was a very obese monarch The stomach closed over the wound and the crap rolled out of him! if this guy wasn't constipated well I don't know who was.
regarding the erroneous ark accounts on this thread;- Noah in fact shoveled the animal crap over the side in one hit. It lay undiscovered for many millennia until Captain Cook rediscovered it