This is a good lesson: Always consider the possible results before plucking!
I honestly had no idea how much these penguins depended on their feathers for insulation. Look at the poor little naked blighters. It's eighty two degrees out here and they're shivering and covered with goose...I mean penguin bumps. Ok, the only thing to do is to get their blood pumping...here, I'll march them down to the end of the block and back. Somebody run up to Target and get about 32 terrycloth robes, extra small.