Nope. I draw the line at cows in the house. The one Amos took with him is NEVER going to smell like this creature. Ewwww, what a mess on the carpet, Amos is going to kill you, SINSULL. Why do you think people have problems with swine flu? Because at one point in time they used to let the pigs in the house! Cow pox, small pox, soon we're gonna end up with the MOAB flu and the MOABites will not stand for that! Nosireesir.

I just called in an urgent order to an Arizona firm. They're coming right over to put up one of these. The first space will go over where the old guest house was, no ground prep necessary, so you can get the cow and whatever else moved out there by evening.