HEY GUYS! SHHHHHH Make nice with Shatner. I think we have finally found our virgin sacrifice for the volcano. Give him a few drinks - maybe better make that a few bottles. Someone get Little Hawk out of here. Tell him there is a model of the Enterprise out back or tell him Khan is on the ski slope. Anything just get him out of here so the squid can grab the old fart, skate him over to the volcano and plug it up with his big blubbery ass or his face - whichever fits best.

And keep katlaughing occupied. Little Mary Sunshine won't be happy if we render down Captain Kirk in the fissures.

Thar she blows! I see the white whale!