Anything that wasn't already cracked will certainly show the signs of that visit! What were you thinking? The neighbors might complain about that level of noise. (Did anyone think to invite the neighbors over to this party? That's always the best way to avoid complaints.)

The neighbor's diaper service driver walked over with the generous donation of a stack of clean large white towels. I think he got a gander at the bare birds and buns the other day. So cute--"Bide A Wee" is stencilled along one edge. How's the beach today?

Oooooooo!
Ahhhhhhh!