Well then, let's dissect the deep meaning found in the words of that classic piece of shit "Space Oddity" by David Blowme.

Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your ex-lax pills and put your diaper on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, you have no goo
Check your grunt and may gods love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, whooo-hooo

This is ground control to major tom
You really are fucked up
And the papers want to know whose u-trou you wear
Now its time to leave the bathroom if you dare

This is major tom to ground control
Im stepping through the door
I'm not crapping and all that I can say
Is "The turds aren't coming out well today."

For here I am
Sitting on the can
Its my place in the world
Bowl Water it is blue
And theres nothing I can do

Though I've past one hundred thousand shits
Now Im feeling very still
And I think my shit ain't gonna' flow
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your asshole's plugged
theres something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you....

Here am I
Trying to shit into a can
There is no sign of poo
If I can't shit my life is through
And theres nothing I can do.

Spaw