Oh, the mud was deep, and the midway noisy
And the smell of fried dough filled the air
The very first time I came up from Joisey
to have some fun, at the Tunbridge Fair.

You were dressed in....well, that was the attraction
And you got goose bumps in the cold night air.
And the people gathered round, just to catch the action,
At the girly show, at the Tunbridge Fair.

(Cho.)

And you danced all night, and the moon shone brightly
On your rosy cheeks, and your curly hair.
And I fell in love, so I came back nightly
To the girly show, at the Tunbridge Fair.

That's as far as I've gotten. Collaborators are invited to add on....

Peter.