Look carefully MS. Tam. he didn't quite get everything back to the way it was before we arrived. The volcano, for instance, is much smaller but is hiding in the toilet. Shatner is in the kitchen filling his face with green Jell-O (that alone will out us) and smoking cigars - that will go over big. Rapaire, the hockey team and the squid are still missing. So is Liz and don't forget she's contagious. Maybe we should just arrange an earthquake - he would never suspect that all the damage wasn't caused by an earthquake.

Where is that wand?