As I managed to put over "Disintegrated Humanities" as a viable educational development, I've decided to push my luck a bit further and to become an Educational Consultant -perhaps even a "Consultant Sociologist". In order to make this convincing I will need some pretty impressive sounding sets of initials, so here we go - we'll start off with the PRATT programme:-

Personal
Retraining in the
Art of
Talking
Twaddle

followed by:-

Further
Attempts to
Reorganise the
Timetable

and its development:-

Wasting
Everyone's
Time with
Further
Attempts to
Reorganise the
Timetable

followed up by:-

Ascending
Rectum of
Senior
Executive in the
Hope of
Obtainaing
Long
Expected
Salary increase.

I'm sure many ex and practising teachers will be familiar with these!