Skarpi,

I am flattered that you took the time to give my post due consideration.

I am grateful that you should have weighed up the alternative of having ones feet tickled by little green men against the other hypotheticals in this thread and that you have given your honest response.

I am intrigued that you should have found that alternative most appealing.

But most importantly, I await - with great interest - your reaction to the more weighty matter of the nachos and the kangaroo. ;-)