I heard the word
The word was grand
Right now you're standing on IOTA LAND
I saw the light
It blinded me
A THETA MAN is what I've got to be
WHO'S Ever-Lovin' PHI?
I-PHI!!!!
WHO'S EVER-LOVIN' PHI?
I-PHI
Weeeellll, if you love it like a Theta Man
Say it like a Theta Man
I-PHI-T!!!