All of a sudden a bloody great puddin came flying through the air
As big as a marrow, as swift as an arrow completely covered in hair.
Poor Mrs McVitie had only one titty to feed her baby on,
The poor little f***er had only one sucker to quench his thirst upon,
When all of a sudden the bloody great puddin' came flying through the air,
And then she ducked, and in it f***ed and hit her fair and square.