"So what's that..........3-1 to the labour scum? "

LOLSER!
And still they look to score cheap (geddit!) party political points. FFS wise up will ya Bonzo DooDa. There is no mileage in trying to analyse this corruption on a party political basis. However, if you insist, I will certainly be dragging up the Tory sex scandals - remember them? Gay, hetero, orgy, brown envelopes in Victoria station. Remember them? Not to mention the odious Markie Thatcher. Criminal son of a criminal mother. Nepotism rules innit.

Oh and then we have Portillo, Aitken, Archer et al. Care to revise your scorecard? Best if you let it go, I am thinking. But, 'appen you want to, why not total the costs on a party basis. I will see your washing macj=hine and raise you a underground heated tennis court repair. Or, for that matter, tampax and garden furniture for a new set of curtains. G'wan, you know you wanna.

Have a nice day matey.