Jeri and I seem to be thinking along the same lines. The tune that came to me was "I started a joke" - doesn't exactly scan to Jeri's words, but close.

I found some really great ravens one winter morning at the McDonald's near the airport in Anchorage. Alaska ravens are fascinating birds - but what do they have to do with trolls?

I think it's important to note that we review all Guest messages several times a day, and delete Guest Spam and trolling as soon as we find it. In general, such things don't constitute an emergency. There's no need to worry about it, and no need to tell us about it. We'll clean it up when we do our "rounds."

-Joe-