The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2998 Message #2633607
Posted By: GUEST
16-May-09 - 08:24 PM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Not on the list...from Elementary School in the 1970's
Red, White & Blue
Boys Love you
Took you to the movies
And undressed you!
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An amazing bird is the Pelican
His beak holds more than his belly can
He can live for a week
on the food in his beak
But I don't see how the Helican
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Wee willie winkie runs through the town
Upstairs, down stairs in his nightgown
Peeping in the window what does he see?
Mom is handling dads peepee!
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2, 4, 6, 8!
Who do we initiate (or assasinate)!
Boys, boys, YEAH!
Stick 'em in a high chair!
Stuff 'em in a jar!
Flush 'em down the toilet!
Rah Rah Rah!
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Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!
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Deck the halls with poison Ivy
Fa, La, La, La, La, La-La-La-La!
'Tis the season to be naughty!
Fa, La, La, La, La, La-La-La-La!
Break a window, Pop a Tire!
Fa, La, La, La, La, La, La-La-La!
Set your teachers pants on fire!
Fa, La, La, La, La La-La-La-La!
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and then there's the old lizzie borden rhyme...
Lizzie Borden took an axe
and gave her mother forty whacks
When the job was nicely done,
She gave her father forty-one.