As an appetizer, let's see if I can remember the first verse:

The Banks of the Rhine (I think that's Brian's title)

Oh, I fell in love last Christmas, in fact, three days after Christmas
Yes, I fell in love last Christmas, over brandy and port wine
Amidst lots of fun and laughter, we were happy ever after
We were swinging from the rafters - to the tune of Auld Lang's Syne!

That's within a country mile of the original, anyway!

Regards