Oh, what a place for stunning looks!
The man of Emms, the man of Books,
The glowing health of Leedle Hack,
And AMos in his sea-kayak.
The curvy form (I beg your pardon)
OF Stilly, kneeling in her garden,
And, like a sylph found in your dreams,
Yon Janie, dressed to show her seams.
No need to ask what Mom is cooking,
When all her kids are so good-looking!


Winnie Snortin-Naye,
Romantic Horselaughs and Other Doggerel
Pansy-on-Wuss, 1928