Three little kids are trying to out-brag each other about how far back they can remember. After a while, one figures he'll win this contest, and says "Well, I can remember getting that first slap from the doctor." The next one says "That's not so great, I remember seeing daylight for the first time through that hole in my mom." The third one says "Aw, that's nuthin'. I remember going to the Prom with my dad and coming home with my mom."