I got good news and bad news, Capt'n...

So I sat down for a bigass chat with the bigass Big Guy and He hummed and hawed and finally said the He weren't ready to have you in Heaven 'cause yer a trouble maker so He's gonna leave ya' down here... That's the good news... I guess???

Oh, the bad news??? He says He ain't gonna do much fir yer voice until ya' think up some new stories...

That's the bigass truth, Capt'n... That's the word of God HisBigassSelf!!!

B~