A gypsy wedding in Ireland ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court. Best Man says to the judge "Can I explain what happened? Its tradition for the Best Man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing real close, the groom runs at us and kicks his bride in the fanny!"
"Gosh" says the judge "that must of been sore"
"Sore??", he broke 3 of me fingers!