Me Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the side of her drawers.
And whn she farted, down it darted
To a roar of applause.

Down our street was a copper
Eating an apple pie.
I asked him for a skinny bit,
He hit me in the eye.

I went and told me mother,
She said "No, bugger off fast!"
So I took the red hot poker
And shoved it up the copper's arse.