Liz may not have a hairy chest, but she has a fine collection of hairs - mostly tweaked from the legs of anyone who has the temerity to stand in front of her !
Mind you, she may, in the privacy of her own home, scatter her collection on a sheet of newspaper, paint her chest with Cow Gum and start rolling....
Sorry - that's an image which will stick in my mind all day. How am I going to get any work done...?