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Thread #113950 Message #2643362
Posted By: GUEST,Nanci Meek
29-May-09 - 01:23 AM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
http://www.geocities.com/imokproductions/groundround.html
Ground Round parody updated
When you eat meat but hate the meat that you've eaten then you've surely got Gound Round
It's so unnerving when they're constantly serving in an eating spot Ground Round
It may be called a chopped steak, salisbury or beef patty
No matter what it's called it's always overcooked and fatty
What can you do?
Sound off at your table there and proudly pound on the table
Stand up on your chair and shout...
Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
Ground Round! Piled on my plate I see
Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
Ground Round....Ground Round.....
When you eat meat and puke the meat that you've eaten
then you've surely got
ECOLI!
It's so unnerving when the burger they're serving is a little pink
ECOLI!
You'll break into a sweat with diarhea kidneys failing
They'll rush you to emergency and then you'll start your wailing
What can you do?
Sound off on your gurney there and loudly pound on the doctor
stand up on a chair and shout
Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
Ground Round! Ecoli in the meat
Ground Round! Why did I have to eat
Ground Round! Ground Round!