Well, it was bound to happen. Columbia Pictures has just announced it will be producing a major film of the capture and rescue of Capt. Philips from the Somali pirates: Click here for article!

Any suggestions as to what actors should portray the major characters? And what will be the love story triangle? And who will play the intrepid reporter who spends the entire film at the China Bar in Addis Ababa, having wisely decided not to parachute into Puntland or onto the captured tanker in the India Ocean?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble