...and lays claim to being one with the Creator of All.

Unless by "being one with" you mean "absolute identity with" I feel that I must take slight exception to your statement, Amos. I take great exception to the words "lays claim to being" which implies that I am somehow pretending to be that which I am not.

Well, I will simply heave a great sigh and assure you that neither is worth wasting a thunderbolt upon. Perhaps I'll cause you to sneeze a great sneeze or something instead.